Never Have I Ever

Remember playing the game  "Never Have I ever"?  that Im sure many of us played in our early teenage years. Well for the topic today, We're gona hear about, Never have I EVER met someone like this.

So I have this classmate of mine whom Really annoys the sh*t out of me. Forgive my language but Hes the type of guy that always talked like a "know it all" and " Holier than thou" kind even at times when he's wrong. Its such a pain. But out of all the other jerks in the class, hes the one I usually am myself with. Its like He can criticise me and I'll just be like Idon't giva F. Cause I really dont, And
since he criticise everyone else too his judments doesnt bother me.

Hes Birthday was coming up soon so I was (God Bless my Soul) planning to give him a surprise birthday wish considering him a "friend " and all. I always had a weakness for birthdays.
And there he comes out of the Blue, like literally randomly blue, asking me to get him a Loomband.
What do you take me for ? Santa ? I cant just produce a silly Loomband out of nowhere. Sides I dont even believe in them, I rather find them as a waste of money time and effort.

But his buggations( yes thats a new word i created for myself) itself just made me agree to it.God knows why I even said yes. He had to use the birthday card. So oh well fine I went round asking everyone I knew who made this stuff after extra class. It was pretty late. And then when I actually showed him some of the choices he picked 1. That was before he found out they cost 5$. And after that he picked 3  and asked me to pay for him. As a birthday present.It would be a cheap present he said. Well  Its not like I have a lot of cash either.  I was just like:
Freeze.
Dude
Just Freeze.

Never have I ever come across a guy who made a girl pay for his things and used it as a birthday present excuse.I mean its cute or whatever if you choose to see it in a different light but Its kinda being really thicked Skin at the same time.  I mean ethical wise, aren't you supposed to be the gentleman?  To hold the door for the lady, Pay her drinks and pull her chair for her?
Its guys like these that really make you wonder:
What in the goodness name has happened to the world.